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Nitro Nate

(Last Updated On: September 15, 2017)

You smell like Gucci Guilty out of the box.

You taste like Starbucks Passionfruit Lemonade on a sunny day. With Coco Wheats and a toasty cinnamon roll.

You sound like wub wub dubstep.

You look like me. Only taller. And tanner.

You feel like the gentle, caressing waves rolling onto the warm sandy beach.

I love you. I miss you.

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