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Nitro Nate

You smell like Gucci Guilty out of the box. You taste like Starbucks Passionfruit Lemonade on a sunny day. With Coco Wheats and a toasty cinnamon roll. You sound like wub wub dubstep. You look like me. Only taller. And … Continue Reading Nitro Nate

Dear Nate…

Dear Nate, Today I visit your apartment for the first and only time. Pulling myself off the couch to put myself together has taken most of the morning as I do not anticipate the time spent to be particularly enjoyable. You … Continue Reading Dear Nate…


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